Why don't you Blog about it!? Page 4

 As you can probably tell from reading my comics and blog, is that I have a lame sense of humor. I am a dork, I just sit around on a computer all day and say “I’m a dork! Internetz!” Well for once, it actually paid off. I entered DJ Bog Trotter’s worst (best) pun contest. And of course I won with my patent

What does the Basketball Playa' do when he was sad?

...He was BALLIN'!

Oh gawd, how horrible. Why would I pollute the internetz with horrible humor?

That’s why; I won a free print of DJ Bog Trotters work. It’s a nice little trophy that proves I AM THE PUNNIEST! To continue the fun, comment on this blog post with your worst (best) pun and win a free print of your choice!

See the original contest here: http://djbogtrotter.co.uk/2009/08/28/the-worst-pun-in-the-world/

See the comic I won here: http://djbogtrotter.co.uk/2009/07/31/grammar-nazis/

And see my remake of the “Grammar Nazis”: http://www.graycontrast.com/fauxtocomics002.html

It's ether Engrish or Dyslexia.

So what fancy exotic food will I be blogging about today? Some kind of spicy kelp from the coral reef of Antarctica? Or some strange mammal organ? Today is Burger King.

Burger King!? What the heck!? This blog has gone to crap. So why review a massive worldwide fast food chain? This…

The Windows 7 Burger. In Japan this month, the restaurant compiled this 800 gram skyscraper of a burger in honor of the new Windows 7 Operating System. Here is how it stacks up, (pun intended) a whopper with seven flame grilled patties with some tomatoes and lettuce (so you know it is good for you).

The Windows 7 next to a regular whopper.

The burger is good, but chewing on the obscenely thick meat zone (heh) gets monotonous, and the texture gets dull. I suggest employing ketchup and mustard.

My friend Justin just wasn’t up to upgrading his system to Windows 7. Well you can wash out the taste of failure and ground meat with a free pass that came with the burger to free coffee all November. Or, in Japan, you can get a Heineken from Burger King.

For Halloween this year I attended a small Barbeque party. It was a great time. I’d like to thank Joe for extending his hospitality.

The food was great, you know, your standard party food…

…Chips

…Candy

… The meats

…and of course, bugs. Yup, cheese flavored bugs. What a smash!

After eatin’ some critters, wash it down with a beer shotgun.

Warning! Beer may increase your perceived ability at RockBand

A great party! Thanks for the good times!